“JOE BELL” – Goal-oriented, penny-pinching hermit who sets out on his hero’s journey. He encounters a variety of peculiar characters during a series of odd errands to find the McGuffin.
“ABBEY” – Fiery, redheaded archaeologist. She’s the process-oriented love interest of Joe.
“STRIDER” – A mixture of Obi-Wan Kenobi and Aragorn…at least in his own mind. He’s Joe’s mentor & foam sword trainer.
“KEVIN” – Oblivious, corndog-loving stargazer. By chance, he becomes an integral part of Joe’s journey.
“RICARDO” – Unwittingly becomes entwined in Joe’s journey and just wants to go back to sleep.